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Nico vs. The Equinox - How The Major One became Two

Greetings and salutations, welcome back good friend. Your author today is one very lucky Toscani. This is gonna be a short post, so back the fuc*k off, jerk. It is less than one week until Syllamo's Revenge, we at Team Seagal HQ are obviously extremely busy.

Before we continue, please view the following 29 second video clip which you may recall from times past:

The above video sequence was intended to provide all of the explanations you may soon require. What exactly am I talking about? To obtain clarity please view the following photos taken last Sunday April 18, 2010:

To re-cap briefly, you are g*d-damn right I'll be at Syllamo's next Saturday May 1. I will be joined by four other Seagal Soldiers, aka Bad-Ass Dudes. Look for us there, we'll probably give you an ice cold PBR.

I am healing up crazy-fast, some rumors are going around that I might really be spider-man.

PEACE!

-Nico

12 comments:

Anonymous said...: Eddie glad to hear you are doing well and ok. What is that about 10 stitches?

Scott Nelson; April 25, 2010 at 10:53 PM
James Nelson said...: So...is that fork for sale? Heal up Jerk and see you in Arkansas; April 26, 2010 at 5:44 AM
Dan said...: get well soon jerkwad; April 26, 2010 at 9:15 AM
Marc said...: What the who what!?! Glad to hear you're healing up brother.
What exactly is that getting sewn up, your neck?; April 26, 2010 at 12:51 PM
seamonkey said...: i slipped a disk just looking at the bike. how many foot pounds did it take to sheer it in two? or was it was being stunted at the figure 8's?

Hope you're doing ok and heal the hell up quick for summer good time riding.; April 26, 2010 at 9:48 PM
New East Coast Syndicate said...: Amazing how the power in those quads has the ablility to not only snap wrists on the climbs but snap frames as well. Heal up and we know you will kick ass at Syllamo, Steven Seagal would. Jerk.; April 27, 2010 at 5:47 AM
New East Coast Syndicate said...: That sheet looks like one the orthodox sects use when having sex. Good thing the mustache is gone or some emergency room interm might have tried to mount you.; April 27, 2010 at 5:50 AM
Casey Ryback said...: I've said it before and I'll say it again - wrong finger.

Now all you jerks watch this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZzvyO8zcpw&feature=related; April 27, 2010 at 8:15 AM
nitch said...: Nico-I am happy to hear that you are healing quickly. You will inflict much pain on the wrists of your competitors in Arkansas. Good luck everyone!; April 27, 2010 at 9:50 AM
New East Coast Syndicate said...: And even more Jerk videos to make Nico laugh -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjPYha-jGKI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9e9NAq20X0&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEV7431CkmY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4QuI0MvhQ8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt0ZUlXp3ZA; April 27, 2010 at 11:36 AM
Doctor said...: The Seagals are migrating to the ER coming off of winter. This is unusual behavior for this species and must stop.

Doctor

PS. You should've seen the other guy; April 27, 2010 at 1:35 PM
Skeet Skeet said...: Glad you ok for the most part.

You snapped that Kona's wrist.. Uhhh, i mean, top tube and down tube.

See you Saturday.; April 27, 2010 at 6:20 PM