In other news, it it was reported to the Team Seagal News Desk that a robot, pictured here:
has filed a sexual harassment suit against Robort. Allegedly, Robort was driving past and mistook the sign to say "Free Robort Sex" and thought he'd git him sum. Apparently the robot was not into the same "things," and resisted. It quickly went downhill from there. We will be collecting for the Robort Defense Fund, and donations can be made via the link on the bottom right. Thank you.-Casey F. Ryback
4 comments:
Coarch, are you and Dr. squating together out at the TC MAN? Strait chillin, sorfin' the dial-up and drawing dicks on each other in the pale afterglow of the CRT Monitor?
How I long for the days of being a TC Man Man again - milking teh dial-up, eating tubed meats, purchasing enorgy drinks... what carefree days those were.
Coarch, is that a PBR in your pocket or were you just happy to be done racin'?
P.S. It's all f'ed up because I don't know how to use a computer that isn't dial up. It's sooo hard.
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