A weekend of racing and Super-Giga

I bet your wondering just how we did at the 24 Hours of Landahl race, right? 2nd in class, 16th out of 36 overall with some hella good laps times. We rode many laps, which means that we rode through the "Family Trail" section many times - that thing is a cruel joke on rigid bikes. But then again, as M. Storm pointed out, it actually isn't, because we all know that it is there, and we keep coming back to ride the damn thing. We drank many a Schlitz and/or Pabst, took many a hot and amazing shower, dropped many a chain, lost many a headlamp, and passed many a competitor.

Fastest Lap Time goes to Marshall Lawson with a 1:02:59 lap.

Biggest Sandwich Award goes to Mason Storm with some mustard, two slices of bread, and an ENTIRE PACKAGE OF TURKEY:


Best Looking Decal Set Award goes to Gino Felino:



Worst Haircut Award goes to Casey Ryback:


Marshall has found Eternal Salvation in oversized beef jerky:


Casey Ryback started out the Le Mans style start:


Here we are receiving what is rightfully ours:


Very little photographic evidence of the pain was compiled during the race, but rest assured that it was comprehensive and thorough pain - such that our grandchildren will probably come out of the womb with sore hands, backs, and tired legs.

We now taking aim squarely on the painfest known as Burnin' at the Bluff - this is quickly shaping up to be the one of the biggest, most prestigious events of the year. The winnar will be worshipped as our god, and have golden idols commissioned of him/her; rightfully so. The loser will possibly be taken out back behind the shed and beaten. Keep in mind that there is only one winnar, and anyone who is not that person is the loser. So whomever is administering the beatings will have one sore beatin' arm in the morning. But I digress: the grapevine has led us to believe that it will be a healthily attended event, one that promises a lot of fun to be had by all (even if it is just a paultry 12 hours...) Prepare you mind, body and t'aint.

C. Ryback