Greetings, Esteemed Jerks. It appears that Team Trail Monster, another subsidiary of Team Seagal Global Munitions Manufacturing and Wrist-Bone Research Corporation, is being deployed to the front lines of the Berryman Duathlon this weekend. Lawman will be on a borrowed bike, courtesy of one Jerky Toscani. This is because his Special-Ed decided to do this just before the MFXC race:
We wish them both great luck, hopefully they won't accidentally trip over the competition as they run right over their chafed corpses.
Just be glad that this event isn't held in Japan, because just imagine how weird it would be then:
In other news, Japan is awesome.
-Casey F. Ryback
