Greetings, Team Seagal tifosi. From time to time we come across people that we feel would... "enhance" and give legitimacy to our cheering power on the sidelines of races. I think that this is one person that we should actively seek out, for his dedication and intensity would be no doubt be a shining beacon of light in the dark times of the CX season. These photos were taken from the Tour of Flanders.
Exhibit A, from Pezcyclingnews:
Exhibit B, taken this year:
That dude is a fucking badass.
He will make sure that our team will be moar awesorme, and less gay. On the other hand, if we had one of these "contraptions," we would be *more* gay. Like Criss-Angel-managing-a-sausage-factory gay:
Yes, go to www.rowbike.com for more.
More stuff to come.
-Casey F. Ryback
3 comments:
Dude... the Row bike is as useless as Chriss Angel at a bikini car wash. Bummed out and soft like the spunges used on your car, ewww gross.
Notice in Exhibit B. The team I ride for, RITTE, is right there on the sidlines. Worldwide international!!! His name is Phillip I have learned.
See you JERKS real, real, soon.
Hall and Oates are amazing, no doubt, in fact they penned criss angel's favorite song "Man-eater"
However, for a truly zen experience, check out the Steven Seagal pandora station. You can thank me later.
Doctor
Doctor, I am listening to Steven Seagal & THUNDERBOX on Pandora as I type this. Amazors. Praise Energor. "I'm too proud to cry" baby!
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