To: Team Seagal Allies in Arms
From: CockPunchor
Re: Assault on Council Bluff Lake
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* Deployment begins 17Mar2010 at 0900 from Punchor HQ in South City (stop)
* We will begin the assault from the Top Secret, no pay-to-play parking lot of the Enough Boat Launch (stop)
* Wrists will be snapped for a minimum of two laps (stop)
* Dos Primos will be crushed upon completion of wrist snappage (stop)
* Anyone wishing to assist Jack Taggort in his efforts to de-sandify Punchor's vag is strongly encouraged to attend (stop)
This messorge will self destruct in 24 hours (stop)
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Don't forget to get your Porstcords in to Tropical Mason Storm for the soon to be most fucking amorzing Non-Race of all: The 2010 Middlefork Non-Race #1. Now, go Middlefork yourselves. Punchor, out.
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