Greetings. I just wanted to let it be known that if you are planning on competing in this Sunday's edition of the Bubba Cross series, don't. It will be much too hard. Seriously, you might just want to go home, grab a couple of Smirnoff Ices, and curl up on the couch while watching whatever is on the Lifetime Movie Network. It will be a course that will defy all logic.
St. Vincent, whom St. Vincent Park is named after, is said to be a logician, among other things. I'm pretty sure that if asked about this Sunday's race, he would probably say something like this: "A logical person wouldn't even set foot upon that race course, unless of course they were a huge fucking jerk."
Things you might encounter at this race: grinding climbs, stair-sections the likes of which you've nevar seen, sand pits (filled with sand from 1000 sandy vajayjays), twisty tree-lined descents, off-camber fence-lines, snake pits, flame throwers, mine fields, and vicious attack-kites:
No really. Don't do this race. Especially those Red Wheel jerks - I know they definitely don't want to get involved with anything THAT hard. They'd rather be partying with this guy and his shirt:
In other news, there is a race that has come to our attention, and we might just have to do it. Link
here.
Prepapre your goddamned minds. (And drink moar coffee stout.)
-Casey F. Ryback
2 comments:
I'll be here at work servicing the gainfully unemployed Medicaid fucks of Cole county, but fear not for there WILL be a TRW man-train in attendance.
Jerks.
Best bubba course I've ridden. period.
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