Thoughts for the upcoming Ouachita Challenge

Greetings to the loyal Team Seagal fans out there. This week many of us have had time to reflect on the upcoming race known as the Ouachita Challenge. As surprising as it may sound, victory is not necessarily guaranteed for our team during this race. 60 miles of singletrack is sure to turn our quads into applesauce, and our minds into pudding. So before the 3 participating members of Team Seagal are pronounced dead, we wanted to make sure that we thanked a few people: Steven Seagal, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and all those who gave us a good run for our money, only to be crushed. We've come up with a plan though - we've hired some classy broads to meet us at the finishing line, that way we have something extra to motivate us as we're questioning existence 3/4 of the way up the 6+ mile climbs. I've attached a picture of this group of lovely ladies.