Showing posts with label Bring your t'aint protectors. Show all posts
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Welcome Aboard!

Team Seagal Loyalistas! I have great news for your souls, minds, and t'aints. Just in time for the looming Burnin' at the Bluff soul-crushing race of destiny, the Team Seagal Racing Division (a subsidiary of Team Seagal Global Munitions Manufacturing and Wrist-Bone Research Corporation) has seen fit to acquire a new WMWD (weapon of mass wrist destruction) into our already fully-loaded arsenal. Professor Robort Burns, or "The Professor" for short, has already been seen winning any and all singlespeed XC races that he enters into, and finishing alongside the experts in the process; and podiuming in the endurance mtb races (far right):

Our reconnaissance also shows him mixing it up with Cat 1s,2s and 3s on the CX course:


He will be joining forces on the trifecta of power (or T.O.P.) at Burnin' alongside myself, and Gino Felino in the 12-hr 3-man Singlespeed class. Yowza! Thinking about that just gave me the pee-shivers.

Also being deployed to the front lines of the Battle of Burnin' will be a 3-Man singlespeed contingent consisting of the Puncher of Cocks, Jonathon Cold, and 1X1 Head (Todd Davenport.) Both Nico Toscani and Masson Storm will be riding the Pain-Train to Glory-Ville in the Solo category. Holy Shit.

Burnin' will be even moar awesorme than this photo (look closely):

At the end of the day, this will be THE race to go to, fo' sho. Don't be like this guy, and be the only one who didn't join the party:

Are you fucking ready?

-Casey F. Ryback

P.S. Bubba CX Schedule is up with locations and times. Note the Halloween Night CX - costumed riders get "stage first", so wear a costume or be an L7 - square!